You only thought we were working...

[guardian_of_hope]

The Ten Commandments of Partying
(Per the Typists of Promark Research)

• Thou shalt get crunk.
  
• Thou shalt not hate.
  
• Thou shalt not commit alcohol abuse- keep thy alcohol in thy cup.
  
• Thou shalt not use corny pick up lines.
  
• Thou shalt not give out thy real phone number.
  
• Thou shalt remember that white girls can't dance.
  
• Thou shalt not drink rent money.
  
• Neither male nor female shall flaunt a camel toe.
  
• Thou shalt not let friends go to prison alone.
  
• Thou shalt not let friends drive drunk!