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[guardian_of_hope]

Me: So, you can trasfer to (our company's) Albuquerque office?
S.: Only if you want to live in Arizona.



S.: Curse you computer b**ch!
A.: We need to name it! It's so perky.
S.: We need to give it a happy name. How about Bertha.
A.: How about Sunshine Happyfeet?
C.: Let's go with Bertha.



Me: Damn you, Bertha!
A: What if someone named Bertha came to work here?
S: That would be terrible, we'd be all 'Die Bertha, Die!"
A: Not you Bertha, the computer.