Random Non-Sequiters

Do you realize how good Jack would be at playing 'I'm not touching you'? That is, assuming he can go through humans like he does everything else.

I've finished the second arch of Yellow Hearts (celebrates) all that's left is the third arch, the pinks, and then the big one, the Silvers.

Original Story

There is an original story posted to its_a_penguin_thing, entiled ¿Dónde están mis pantalones? The title translates as "Where are my pants?" and if you tilt your head sideways and squint, it does make sense in the story.

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