SG-1 quote

I don't get half of the rest of this particular fan-fic because I'm not through season one of SG1, but I think this might sum up the entire series:

Mitchell: "Hey, it's just another alien possession. Happens to you guys all the time, right?"

Daniel: "You know, I try not to encourage the 'SG-1 is nuts' reputation, Mitchell."

Mitchell: "Well, it's better than you're dead again, Jackson."

Daniel glowered.