guardian_of_hope: (Dean and Sam)

10 Facts About You!

1.) You're reading this

2.) You're still reading this

4.) You're reading this cause I told you to

5.) You didn't notice you skipped number 3

6.) Now you're smiling

7.) Didn't notice you're smiling until number six

9.) You're still reading this

10.) You didn't notice you skipped 8

11.) You didn't notice there was only suppose to be 10

12.) You didn't notice there is 10

guardian_of_hope: Together We Are Strong (Default)
Dad: And when you're done vacuming, I'll show you how to empty the cannister over your mother's...
Me: You're going to open the vacuum cannister over mom?
Dad: Over your mother's trash can
Me: Sure... I'm telling mom what you said.


In conclusion? Me + Dad - Mom= Loss of maturity.
guardian_of_hope: Together We Are Strong (Leaders)
Have you seen RPM's episode Dome Dolls? No? Short version, all of the guys get knocked out by a gas, leaving the girls to save the day. The following is an image captured from the episode...


ME + BORDOM = WEIRD THINGS )
guardian_of_hope: Take a breath, it gets better (Rose)
Me: So, you can trasfer to (our company's) Albuquerque office?
S.: Only if you want to live in Arizona.



S.: Curse you computer b**ch!
A.: We need to name it! It's so perky.
S.: We need to give it a happy name. How about Bertha.
A.: How about Sunshine Happyfeet?
C.: Let's go with Bertha.



Me: Damn you, Bertha!
A: What if someone named Bertha came to work here?
S: That would be terrible, we'd be all 'Die Bertha, Die!"
A: Not you Bertha, the computer.

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